June 2010
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Supernatural - The Kids Are Alright
Sam: (trying to cover up his phone call) Oh, I was just ordering pizza.
Dean: Dude, you do realize that you’re in a restaurant?
Sam: Yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah... (lamely) I just felt like pizza, y’know?
Dean: Okay... Weirdy McWeirderton.
Jun 30th
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Supernatural - The Kids Are Alright
Sam: Why are you following me?
Ruby: I'm interested in you.
Sam: Why?
Ruby: Because you're tall. I love a tall man!
Jun 30th
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Supernatural - Magnificent Seven
Sam: Let me see your knife.
Dean: What for?
Sam: So I can gouge my eyes out.
(Dean laughs)
Dean: It was a beautiful, natural act, Sam.
Sam: That's a part of you I never wanted to see, Dean.
Jun 30th
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“Ron mostrò la spilla. La signora Weasley emise uno strillo identico a quello di...”
Jun 30th
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“«È stato escluso dai maghi del Ministero dopo che ha tenuto un discorso per...”
Jun 30th
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“Se vuoi sapere com’è un uomo, guarda bene come tratta i suoi inferiori,...”
Jun 30th
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“In fin dei conti, per una mente ben organizzata, la morte non è che una nuova,...”
Jun 30th
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Chuck Versus The Nemesis
Chuck: Who saved you?
Bryce: They did.
Chuck: They saved you? Did they? Could you be any more cryptic?
Jun 30th
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Chuck versus The Marlin
Chuck: Look, what if I surrender and you run, I mean I'm going in a cell anyway what's the difference?
Sarah: Torture.
Chuck: Okay, no surrender
Jun 30th
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How I met your mother - Return of the shirt
Barney: You dumped a porn star? Friendship over. Friendship over
Jun 30th
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Chuck versus The Nemesis (01x10)
Chuck: I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead and is not currently in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend.
Casey: [goes to check the bedroom] Excuse me...
Morgan: Wow, buddy, that was um... really... dark.
Captain Awesome: And specific.
Jun 28th
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The Big Bang Theory - s01e02
Penny: Yes, I know men can't fly.
Sheldon: No, no let's assume that they can. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32ft per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Ms. Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles per hour, hits them, and is immediately sliced into three. equal pieces.
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Jun 27th
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Chuck versus the Imported Hard Salami (s01x09)
Casey: So how'd it go?
Chuck: My god, I am in the bathroom! Is nothing sacred to you people?
Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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“I don’t kiss Jensen…in public”
– Jared Padalecki (via raira8) (via supernatural21) (via theseventhbullet) (via theladyinapanicroom) (via lucygu)
Jun 25th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 25th
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Chuck versus The truth (01x08)
Chuck [on truth serum to Sarah]: God, you're so pretty...and Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
Casey: Thank you
Jun 25th
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“I only heard Justin Bieber for the first time two weeks ago. I genuinely thought...”
– Daniel Radcliffe (via zappeej, laksjdhfg09)
Jun 25th
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Breakfast@Tiffany's
Paul Varjak: I love you.
Holly Golightly: So what.
Paul Varjak: So what? So plenty! I love you, you belong to me!
Holly Golightly: No. People don't belong to people.
Paul Varjak: Of course they do!
Holly Golightly: I'll never let ANYBODY put me in a cage.
Paul Varjak: I don't want to put you in a cage, I want to love you!
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Jun 23rd
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“PEOPLE WHO, WHEN YOU’RE WALKING TOWARD THEM IN A HALLWAY, GO LEFT INSTEAD OF...”
– (via peoplewho)
Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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